Songster Bob,

Another one for you:

Two men are sitting at a bar talking.

Jack: "L-l-l-lovely, w-w-weather l-l-late-l-ly."

Jim: "Y-y-y-yes, s-s-s-strange f-f-for th-th-this t-t-time of y-y-year."

Jack: "Y-y-you r-r-ready f-f-for an-n-nother d-d-drink?"

Jim: "Y-y-yes, it's m-m-my sh-sh-shout" so he turns to the bartender and says "Two beers, thanks mate"

Jack says indignantly, "Are y-y-you t-t-taking th-th-the m-m-mickey out of m-m-me?"

Jim: "N-n-n-no, I'm t-t-taking the m-m-mickey out of h-h-him."

and one orders the first drinks, "T-t-t-two b-b-beers, th-th-thanks, m-m-mate!'

They drink the first lot and the second man orders,