Ed if you really tried to break on through to the ol boys threads like Mother of of all Mudcat, don't feel bad.

#1 to see the real thread you have to pay extra
#2 you need to know the 12 passwords, secret handshakes and be able to repeat from memory the entire history of Jacques Loussier.
#3 their codicom alone is enough to baffle a math genius.
#4 their claims of knowing the secrets of the multiverse are highly exagerrated. Its just a bunch of verse.
#5 I have to admit that the reports of their initiation ceremony are one full goose bonkers drunken sexual blowout of a lifetime. But who needs that?