Word from Deep Snout is that he is a limp wimp chimp, if you take my meaning. In fact, he's so fawning and such a suck-up (who would sell his own mother for immoral purposes to immoral porpoises) that you could actually say he's a simp pimp limp wimp chimp. Of course, that leg injury he received when he fell down the stairs in a drunken stupor makes him a gimp simp pimp limp wimp chimp.