Hey, Shame! Sorry you're not dead...you certainly smell like it. You ever get that cesspool smell out of your skin? No, I guess not. Not that it matters, since no one in all of Ontario can come within a hundred meters of you without gagging and tossing their lunch. I've heard that the last time your mom kissed you she ended up in hospital with food poisoning: is that true, or was it just disgust? I've also heard that the first time she saw you she said, "What is that???", took you by one toe and exclaimed, "A baby? I've never seen anything so ugly in all my born days! Can it be mercy-killed?"