Is this to the same tune as the Captain's pet monkey washing up on the shore in Hartleypool?

"Young folks, old folks, everyone on feet,
come and see the frenchy that's landed on the beach
'e's got long arms, a great long tail, and he's covered down in hair
we think that 'e's a spy so we'll 'ang 'im in the square!"

This is very UN PC towards the French, but it's a rollicking good song!