You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. Actually, this rule applies to anyone whom you routinely humiliate with saddles, riding whips and involuntary servitude.
George MacMillan

If the world were run by monkeys -- not just any monkeys, mind you, but monkeys with the power to unite nations and resolve previously insurmountable problems -- I bet we humans would still ridicule them for their bright-red hineys.
Lisa Hollstegge

Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey.
A lyric on the "White Album" by the Beatles