Now I binna postin on thizzeer forum fer a rite gud spell and Ime allwiz one whut iz trine ta better hisself soze I red yur pome an beins az I got me a fine forth grayed edgykashun, i still cant make hide ner hair outta the thang. But iffen yall ar awontin sum reel fine pome like stuff, well thizzeer is one whut I allus holt with.

Gene Gene bilt a machine
Frank Frank ternt her crank
Joe Joe amader go
Art art let a fart an blu the hole dang thang apart

See how gud thattun rimes an all. Keepa trine thair an Ile betcha git reel fine liken the feller whut rit thatun. An Ima hopin ya git yersef a nu an bigger outhouse senz itz awful hard ta releeve yersef inna little john.

CLETUS