IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

A sage may be needed to figure this out.

IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

Perhaps a hermit crab should be used as the example as it can move freely from shell to shell.

The turtle is firmly attached to his.

That brings up a thought...

CAN A GROUP OF HERMIT CRABS REALLY BE HERMITS?