A lady came into a grocery store and looked at the vegetables and then went up to the owner and asked him where his onions were and he told her politely he didn't have him any. She then became angry and started to berate him a grocery atore with no onions what kind of a place is this.He finally got caught up and he said to her if you take the car out of carrot what do you have and she said rot and he sid if you take the to out of tomatoes what do you have and she said matoes and if you take the fuck out of onions what do you have and she said there ain't no fuck in onions and he said lady that's what I've been trying to tell you there ain't no fucking onions