The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #126169   Message #2805771
Posted By: Midchuck
07-Jan-10 - 11:37 AM
Thread Name: BS: 1st Joke Thread of 2010
Subject: RE: BS: 1st Joke Thread of 2010
Not sure if I should open a new thread for this, "above the line," since it is music-related, but why confuse things?

P.

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From the Flatpick-L list:

A doctor dies and just before the gates of heaven he meets the gatekeeper
St. Peter. St Peter asks "Why shall I let you pass through the gates into
heaven?" The doctor replies "I've led a good life, been a good husband,
and saved many lives". St Peter replies "You may enter". With that the
gates go up and he enters into eternal life.

A lawyer dies and just before the Golden Gates meets St. Peter. St Peter
asks "Why shall I let you pass through the gates into heaven?" The lawyer
replies "I've led a good life, been a good husband, and help many
innocent people triumph". St Peter replies "You may enter". With that the
gates go up and he enters into eternal life.

A musician dies and just before the Magnificent Golden Gates of heaven he
meets St Peter. St Peter asks "Why shall I let you pass through the gates
into heaven?" The musician replies "I've led a good life, been a good
husband, and entertained people through my music, making them happy". St
Peter replies "You may enter...just go around these gates, through the
kitchen, up the stairs, through the long corridor...."