Excess: second- hand sewage.
Gland piano: foreplay
Foreplay: golf
Libellous: lacking an information sticker in London.
Faultitude: tolerance of imperfection
Queasine: unappetising food
Acne: a spot in London
Vasectomy: an operation to remove an improperly- used flower container
Plantheism: the worship of management initiatives
Fanny: rather like a ventilator
Scupid: god who makes all the best women fall in love with dumbasses
Wombera: An Australian device for accelerating childbirth
Baltimore: the Asian quarter of Ilkley
Concur: a bogus dog