I went to the hospital. They think Tom has pneumonia and they're probably going to admit him (and run some more tests-whoopee). He's hooked up to beeping thing, bonging things, things with flashing lights. What he's NOT always hooked up to is the other end of the beeping/bonging/flashing things, which is why they're beeping/bonging/flashing.

On the plus side, he was starting to curmudge when I left. Had to order a cheeseburger for lunch so he could complain about it.