Yes Jeri, you too have become a Rat Bastard.

Anyone who finds it funny to make a joke of the plight of nice old man is a Rat Bastard.

Yes, it was obvious that the web page was not really E-Bay.

I hope that no one ever steals your favorite fiddle, and if that does happen, no one creates an elaborate and cruel joke about it on the Internet.

Should that happen, we'll see how funny it is to you then.

You should be ashamed of yourself.