It's funny, Backwoodsman - I can't eat red sauce any more. I grew up eating it, but after I came to England and had eaten brown sauce for years, one day I got a terrible craving for chips with Heinz ketchup. Well, I nearly gagged, it was so vile. It's really funny how your tastes change over time.


Salad cream is a bigger abomination than red sauce. I always keep a bottle of red sauce in the house in case posh company comes (I find that middle class people generally don't eat brown sauce - philistines), but I wouldn't have salad cream under my roof.

What is a babbies head? Is it like a faggot?