Who amongst us shall bear the blame and who shall blame the bear?
If it wasn't bears causing the trouble bruin and the blessed mess, could it have been The Pope? And there WERE woods (but not Tiger) and a few irons and a putter in the room a while ago, but they're gone now. And that might explain the prescence of the nuns. Maybe the Pope's across the road at the public links. Except, if it WAS the Pope, he would have healed her, right?