It seems to me that the inmates... err patients will need some art therapy. Also they will need to learn to breath deeply after surgery to help keep lungs clear and strong.

So I deliver with all my good intentions for the inmates... err patients several packs of

Blow paint pens
WARNING: This toy is not suitable for responsible adults

Someone will need to supervise the inmates... err patients, to prevent unapproved (by Sinsull) redecorating of the ward and its inmates... err patients.