David el Gnomo - 'an 'aypurth of scratchins? They charged you for scaps? And they say Yorkshiremen are tight!

You've got it the wrong way round, Les. In Lancashire the owner charges and the customers are happy to pay - 1 tight git and 100 who will part with their money. In Yorkshire the customers will not part with their money so the owner has to give them away. 100 tight gits and 1 who will part with his scratchins... :-P

Cheers

DeG