OK, you've got a rollicking sense of humour, but it doesn't embrace the important and very useful ability to laugh at yourself. Your loss.

I used to wonder why The Usual Suspects had such a downer on one individual, and I felt great empathy with that individual. I'm beginning to understand what it is that motivates The Usual Suspects and, latterly, finding myself aligning my opinions with theirs rather more than somewhat.

I'm out. Argue amongst yourself.