Bert, I wouldn't be laughing if I were you. Have you seen the balance on your credit card in the Tavern?

Last I saw Kendall he was in the Recovery Ward. Lord, I hope he doesn't moon Nurse Ratched. She'll shave his beard and his ahem nether regions ahem faster than you can say French bikini wax.

Jacqui's too pissed to help him.


This is a job for SUPER SEAMUS!

Bed now, I think.