Move Seamus off the bed, I need it... I've just got back from spending a night in the local hospital... chest pains got unmanageable (especially whilst driving but I pulled over safely before it was too late) and I called for one of those blue and yellow taxis with the pretty lights on the top.

So... I was poked, prodded, stabbed, bled, Xrayed, monitored and observed for the night. Seems it's obligatory to wake patients up every 45 mins so consequently, I got about 3 hours sleep in 1/2hr increments. The 12lead ECG showed nothing horribly wrong but I do look like I've been rogered by an octopus.

All is well though, I'm back home now for a rest on the sofa for a couple of days, catching up on the TV I've missed and waiting for more snow.

Nurse, chocolate cherries, STAT!

LTS