You are so lame, man. What a flippin' waste of space you are, eh?

Now lookee here...I went and read up on that fella Jack Slade. And his wife Virginia. And the other guy Jules that he kilt and cut the flippin' ears off of. The guy was a flippin' frog so no wonder he kilt him, eh?

HOLY FLIP!!! One majorly tuff motherflipper that guy Jack Slade was! He took 6 flippin' bullets and 2 shotgun blasts and still come back fer more. Geez! I figger he might give my brother Don and me a tough flippin' go if we was ever to get in a argiment with him over dope or somethin'. But that ain't gonna happen on account of he got hung a long time ago.

Well, it was a good story. I like readin' about them kind of stories of blood and revenge and stuff. Better than Steven King if ya ask me, cos it's real history.

I hope you run inta some guy just like Jack Slade real soon, Rapaire. And I hope he don't like you one bit. Know'm sayin'?

- Shane

p.s. Amos? Get STUFFED!