How can you get breathless and dizzy after lying down?

Get up too fast. It's always worked for me....

Meanwhile, where is that cursed Native American orderly, Running Sore with my dinner, half of which, if I ate it, would kill a diabetic (cranberry juice and chocolate cake, indeed!) and my evening meds?

I wonder if I could get him to send me up the beautiful and lovely (Sigh!)...and beautiful....(Did I say that already?) Nurse IntraVenus DeMilo to tuck me in, just to see how she'd manage to go about it.....