some more verses from old hee haw reruns on RFD channel

Remember the clothesline from the house to the shed, dear
It sags and your clothes drag the ground all the time
You said would you please move the shed over, darlin'
So it will tighten up my old clothesline.


I must admit, I hanker for Mabel
She was the best horse I ever had
Now I Have to sleep alone in the stable
(*Joe) (*Offer) said I oughta be glad.

**Substitute a friends name!