LOL......Two days ago I was adding some store bought bleu cheese to my salad mix because I was out of bleu cheese to crumble. As I tried to squirt a bit on, the damn thing blew and blobbed dressing all over the salad and assorted other splash points, my face being one. So as I try to scrape and spoon some of the crap back into the bottle, I asked myself these two questions:

1-What kind of dumbass puts a chunky dressing in a sqeeze bottle?
2-What kind of dumbass tries to squeeze chunky dressing from a squeeze bottle?

The answer to the first appeared to be Wishbone and the answer to the second was wiping bleu cheese off his face.

Spaw