FRENCH ??? fries
Don't you remember the iniquitous behaviour of those cheese eating surrender monkeys?

FREEDOM fries, PULEEEZE

Don't tell me you've forgotten already.






Oh how I laughed at the stupid pricks who renamed them freedom fries in a fit of pique, because the French didn't bow down to America's whims, like the UK did.
Anyway, if they deserve to have a nationality, then they should be Belgian Fries.