In Sheffield it's the trams nowadays. It has taken some of the locals a year or two to spot that the ridged bit of the platform is where the doors are going to be.
There is no queue. The doors are wide enough for people to get on or off at least two if not three abreast. And any mixture of that. But not both at one. Twerlies get trampled on because they are not paying and tend towards the older and infirm. Me for instance. Some fight back. Me for instance.
Names of fish and chip shops? "www.inthenet.cod" and "Codroephenia" are my local favourites.