Kendall, old pal, stand up straight, chin up, stomach in, chest out and repeat after me: "Boy do I feel good, clean and sober, sir! Boy do I feel good, clean and sober, sir!

Keep repeating until you believe it or 5 minutes passes.

Cardinal rule: Celebration must be followed by 2 large glasses of water and two aspirins, or preceded by common sense, take your pick.

All the best and best of luck to you, pal, win or lose, you've made a difference.

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