FEEBEL ATTEMPT, man! Feebel. You are one flipin' lowsey poet, eh? I coud wriret bettre stuff than that with one flippin' hand tied ahind my back. You are useless. You stink. You otta give up and admitt that you cant flippin' right poitery and go back to flippin' the dog which is the one thing you CAN do, eh?

It is acoz of you that pizza delivry is such a bad job and pays so poor too.

- Shane