Groaning, busting stitches and almost peeing in one's pants--High praise from you folks for my writing, indeed! I sincerely thank you!

But Lily can save her ooze and aaaaaaaaaaahs for the physicians here if the festering has reached that point. Our enjoyment in here is meant to help you heal and feel better, honest! This thread is not meant to make you become unraveled, like a bad bolero. May your fun (and everything else) be painless!