Bobert... I am remiss, dearest fellow. Perhaps your perception of my position in this matter is skewed by my jovial and facetious taunt alluding to the fact that you may have transgressed the fairer sex herewithin, albeit obviously in jest, as is your well know fashion to do so in attempt to encourage lighthearted banter and perhaps even some ballyhoo.

I do hope this is the case, kindest sir. If not, well... you know.