Charmion said:- "If we told you, we'd have to kill you. As we don't want to have to kill you, we won't tell you."

She does not speak for all of us.

And this member of the fairer sex hasn't been transgressed for ages, so don't put me near sharp objects or I may just disprove Charmion's statement by proving the old adage that actions speak louder than words.

Now shut up and give the dangerous bitch her chocolate.

LTS