Well, well, well...

I forgot that I had owed everyone the final chapter of Jerry "The Gun Nut" Gray so here it is...

Last I recall I had gone to court, which was a farce... The judge, who just happens to sing in the Community Choir with the P-Vine, is a nice enough guy but not the brightest bulb in the shop... So we went to trial and it ended up a bigass mess with me all but gettin' arrested for contempt for yellin' at the judge "If you dismiss this then Jerry is gonna turn my farm into his private war zone!" at the top of my lungs... So the judge continued the case for 6months to see if me and Jerry could work things out... Yeah right??? Work things out, my butt!!!

So that was the trial and then a week or so later I sees a van out in front of Jerry's shack and they are laoding stuff up so I run into Ron Wilson who has the farm next to me and is the Clark of the Court and also seems to know everything that is happening... So I tell Ron about the trial which he says he had allready heard about.... I must have left an impression with alot of folks in that court room... So Ron says that Jerry moved out!!!

Hooray!!!

Seems that Jerry was livin' in his wife's mama's house and his wife also had had enough of the gun-stuff and she had moved out and then mama stepped in and threw Jerry out as well...

So there, ya'll... Bobert's gun-nut is now someone elses gun-nut...

Yo, Jer... Don't let the door hit yer gun-nut self on the way out!!!

Bye-dee-bye...

B~