"Why the fuck are our children SO unhappy that they're resorting to violence in our schools? We need to work this one out, FAST!"
And why do our children seem to swear so much? Is it because adults are unable to express themselves without adding in swear words where there is no justifiable reason?
Why do our children think "fast" is an adverb, rather than an adjective (or noun)? Maybe that's also because of the poor example the adults are setting.