The Tea Baggers Credo: THE ONLY ENEMY OF REAL GOD FEARING AMERICANS IS THE Unconstitutional control and spending of Big Goverment.


Waking up America and understanding common sense.

Obama will lead you to enslavement and extermination just as we have seen tyrants in history attack their own people during times of economic hardship. Never mind if he is not qualified to be the legal President, what he and his fascist communists have done is to buy up our car companies and banks with our tax payers money and plunged us into historic debt.
Big Goverment needs Texas more than Texas needs Big Goverment.
Big Goverment needs to end democracy, liberty and gun rights to leave American families defensless. We won't let them take our guns without a fight!

(shouts of support from the crowd like "Yeah Git 'em!" )

We are being called racist christian gun nuts just because we are standing up for what our country used to stand for...Freedom!
We stand for down to earth sanity and will bring down tyrants from the top down and fill Congress from the bottom up with real Americans who love and worship God. We have the common sense answers to every goverment theft of our land water and income. We understand the common sense that it is ungodly murder to kill our unborn babies.

(Big cheers fromt he crowd)

The Bernie Madoffs and the Barak Hussein Obamas of this world will pay for their stealing from hard working Americans, and will feel the wrath of our common sense. If they don't undertand we will elect Real Americans who do and get rid of the rest who just don;t get it. College Professors don't get it, Hypocritical Hollywood types don't get it, Hip Hoppers don't get it, Liberals don't get it, Unions don't get it, Tree hugging global hoaxers don't get it....BUT WE WILL SHOW THEM WHO DOES - Stand up America and show them who gets it !
We are the Tea Bag Army!
every one of us cares!
We are all armed and not afraid to use them
to save our country from queers.

(THe crowd goes wild)

YAAAY YAAAA WAHOOOOOOOOOO WHOOP WHOOP WOOF WOOF WOOF
God bless America
Land that I love
stand beside her and guide her
to drink tea and be free
from the thugs.

God bless Sarah Palin God Bless freedom from regulations God Bless the roots of our Liberty that needs to be watered with blood.


(now the crowd is in a rivalist frenzy with people speaking in tongues, guys firing pistols in the air and Fox news people celebrating as they run for cover.)