You either don't believe it or missed it just above, Tim and Ruth:
at interviews, far too often, I get not "Why did you come back?" but "Why ON EARTH did you come back?!" or "You must be mad" - someone who is "mad" should NOT be supervising people and machines. I hope and pray that English soon stop questioning my repatriation and start questioning the extreme pro-immigrationism of New (over the border Scots) Labour.