Tim, I am also shocked by your flippant lack of consideration for ladies' breasts. Pay more attention to them next time, or fear the wrath of WAV - secret guardian of a lady's wobbles.

PS - Cloud Appreciation Society quote:
"Any cloud-lovers' poems for inclusion should be sent to: ArtAndPoetry@cloudappreciationsociety.org.
Remember to include your full name and where you live. If yours hasn't appeared yet, be patient, we are putting them up in order, and will get to you soon."
- I think all of the editorial scrutiny on this site is done by the spam blocker on the afroementioned email account (hence only having one of David's poems on there)

Tomtits