Archbishops DON'T have to lift heavy weights

Well, ladies and gentlemen, here we are at the 2012 Olympics, and the Weight-lifting For Clerics event is just about to start. I can see the teams limbering up in their corner at the moment, and I have to say that Rowan Williams, the captain of the English squad is looking good in his team colours of white leotard with the three red crucifixes on the pocket. He's just preparing himself for the heavyweight snatch at the moment and seems very confident. Across the floor, the Greek team look to be in good condition - Patriarch Bartholomew in particular - but the main contenders for the prizes will be the Russians, led by
the giant Patriarch Kirill, a huge man in bright red tights. The judges are taking their seats now, Archbishop Williams is stepping on to the podium...