Banjo Johnny - I have a friend, (who will remain unnamed to protect the guilty,) who always adds the words "in bed" on the end of any fortune cookie he reads.

Can anyone explain these fortunes I've received lately?

"Be prepared to accept a wondrous opportunity in the days ahead!"

"Your existence has a positive contribution to mankind."

"Your flair for the creative takes an important place in your life."

(You know, if I took this too seriously...)