Well there would be a lot of "ifs" "if" you keep double pasting the same bloody sentence wouldn't there you feckin eedjit.

In fact you stupid twat in the portion of that post of mine addressed for your attention the word"if" only appeared once, I know the mental arithmetic might be a tad challenging for someone such as yourself with so much experience of the world (too busy to learn to count past 1 - by fuck you really must have been a busy little troll)

Listen here braggart, I do not need to, nor will I, talk about my personal experiences with you or anyone else.

Please, please, please do hold to that promise for fucks sake, that would give us all a break (But as a possible cure for insomnia it might have a use).

Rest assured, that most people, especially YOU, would not be able to cope with my life experiences.

Well any life experience that tells you what weight you have to be before you can get killed by a Bulldozer, I would describe as leaning towards the bizarre, although not particularly harrowing.

Life experience moron you wouldn't recognise it if it jumped up and bit you, you pathetic poseur.