Bobert, methinks mebbe ya needs to git up on thet thar roof an' play some hot blues to melt all thet cold white stuff.

Butt thanks fer sayin' ya "do loves all the Mudwomenz from the bottom of my poor ol' hillbilly heart... I mean, I loves 'um no matter what... I even loves the ones that has kicked my butt on occasion."
(Wonders to self: Mebbe he luvs those occasions even more?)

As fer Janie not being big-bottomed enuf fer a true floozie, not to worry. I plan to make it to this year's Getaway and bring enough excess posterior amplitude to make up fer the skinny-butted gals like Janie and Dani. (Even when the rest o' me gets thin, the bottom doesn't follow suit very well).   But we does appreciate yer bein' so magnanimous as to 'spress yer luv fer all us mudwomenz, regardless o' size or shape. That's very big o' yez.

An' give our regards to the P-vine fer bein' willin' to share ('t least where mere 'preshiashun is concerned).

Genie