I am a Lawyer and I have no qualms about posting this one.

Did you hear about the Barrister (US : Attorney) who, whilst at the Aquarium, fell into the tank which held the sharks ?

He ate three before he was pulled out.


Q. Whay do you call an honest lawyer ?

A. A liar.


Then there was the chap who drowned in a vat of beer.

He got out three times for a piss before he died.