Lizzie, sadly no-one else finds the things written 'hilarious' nor do I detect one little gasp of genuine joviality in your exchanges with Borchester Echo let alone wit - it just appears to me that you antagonise her.
To echo the above sentiments the vast majority of people come here to impart and glean information not be hysterically preached at and as Ralphie said people do broadly agree with the more lucid and sensible things you say, myself included, just disagree with the manner in which you say it and react to people.

sad guitarists going on about guitar tunings is far more enlightening and worthwhile than the narcissistic ranting and spleen venting of a clearly troubled mind daubed all over the thread.

...i quite like CGCDGA ;-D