Stu - see Brother Smedley.
Dave - as I've been saying (here, e.g.) for as long as the Scots have had junior and senior folk-awards, isn't it about time we had similar in England?!
Rich - feeling better?
Spaw - wish you had less on yours.
Tim - apart from the poem "Global Regulationism" itself, this idea is manifest throughout much of my manifesto in verse.