Please note that I specified that the music is to be blasted out when Shane and the neighbors are not home. Anyhow, I love the suggestions. That sappy song 'Honey' for example.

How about 'Feelings, woh oh oh feelings.."

Shane, I don't share your views about classical music, but if it works....

You could play the works of Arnold Schoenberg, but you might get PETA on your back for being cruel to the local wildlife.