The alligator is having second thoughts about volunteering to be bouncer at the door. This lady sounds like she could throw him aside as if he were the Geico Gecko. Hell, it even took Johnny Weissmuller and Jon Hall a couple of minutes to subdue a gator, and that after a bit of wrestling and rubbing their bellies and putting them to sleep. This broad sounds like she could travel back home with a new set of luggage and shoes! Speakin' of the Geico Gecko, I'd better check and see if my insurance with the Bayou-Feedback people is all paid up.....

Miz Tippy, ma'am (short for Tipitina-He knew her from back in the Big Easy), could I have a Gatorade Julep, please?....Make that two!....