She's NOT my floozie! I don't hire the help here, and she's more like lowered help! She's been pretty rude to everybody, and most of us find most appropriate your use of a bin named after her.
Nobody has wrestled our friend the gator who is diong bouncer duty for us tonight. He was just being wary of meeting up with Ratched, whom he'd only known by reputation. I didn't know that Ratched had actually arrived already and that SHE bound the Squid, so I apologize there, but I didn't like the idea of our own folks making him a pincushion. Squiddy sought out Ratched, so he got himself into that one!
I acknowledged the healing powers of the jell-o pit and those who sent me there already I'll go ahead and thank you and Becky by name, for recommending the use of it and I'll single you out in praise for making and choosing the new jell-o. Wonderful decorations, as well, Mary!
But I chilled and mellowed out and quieted down and relaxed into the nice mood yiou set so that you could have the peace, quiet and loving atmosphere you wanted and now you have the urge to regurge, binge and purge with more champaigne on the way. I stopped feeling sorry for my self and rolled with the flow, and now you're feeling sorry for yourself and rolling with the overflow!
Dim the lights, start up whatever entertainment you booked-Who have we got this year?-for the stroke of midnight has passed and Valenntine's Day itself is actually upon us. Let us stop the arguing and enjoy!