How infinitely disgusting. I found a large, waxen vampire-clone (must be an extra from one of those silly TV shows) sucking out all the raw fisn from the sushi... BLECCCHHH. Luckily, I gave him such a walloping, he won't be back.

NOW I'M GOING TO SCRUB OUT THIS KITCHEN WITH BLEACH TO ELIMINATE ALL DISGUSTING TRACES OF THAT PALLID FREELOADER.

who's that canoodling in the corner with an octopus? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... I'm getting outta here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(N.R.)