Momma, momma, drinkin' wine,
Momma fell below the line
Drifting down, she must confess
Toward the bottom of BS.
Momma, momma, once again
Momma needs some aspirehn,
Make that slip nd sliding stop,
Send our Mom back to the top!
Momma, momma. drinkin' wine,
Best damn thread below the line.

(From a playground chant recorded at the Mennawhatee Junior Grades school in central BS county.)