Yeah, cucumber sandwiches have had the rough and uncouth crusts (how it offends me to even consider them) discreetly eliminated. This precaution will at least ensure that we keep the kind of grubby riff-raff who willfully indulge in online brutishness orf of this thread (wot is for elegant laydies and gentlemen only!)
Would you like ketchup or HP with that? And I'll pop a pickled onion on a doily for you (mind fingers).