"I never said anyone hated you. I said they had made it clear that they didn't want you going on about them, causing scraps and rows and distracting people from their music."


"My newfound friendship with Show of Hands? Well, that probably was a bit more to do with you - Steve e-mailed me to apologise for the abuse I was getting from you on their behalf. It soon became apparent, not least from Phil's public message (which really was from him, no matter how many quote marks you put round his name), that they found you as unpleasant as I do, and your attentions not a little worrying. I guess you could say we bonded."


I'm sure you will all continue to bond extremely well.

And I hope now that you no longer feel the desire to 'stick pins in your eyes rather than listen to their music' as you once said, although, personally, I no longer give a f*ck.

Thank you.

And now, back to the BBC and SOH.   And it's really quite surreal seeing Diane, for the second time ever, puttng a link in to their music. It's brought a Cheshire Cat grin to my face...and the word...'hypocr...' is forming on my lips, but I just remembered her Show of Hands knickers..so I'll let it rest.